Saturday, March 21, 2015

You Always Murder

You Always Murder! 

I'm a published author. I write nearly every genre. I have six books available on Amazon. I have no clue how to link my books, as I am not tech savvy. (You can find me on Amazon by searching "Chasity Conley) 

Now that I've got that shameless plug out of the way, (shew, I bet we all feel better cause we knew it was coming!), I will move on to my post. 

 I write for a blog called Friday Frights. It's just like it sounds. A group of writers posting horror themed stories every Friday. 

Shameless plug! 

Anyhow, my daughter, who is 3 and a half, knows I write for this blog. She also knows I love reality murder stuff. The First 48, Disappeared, Forensic Files, you name it. I'm sure I love it. 

 I rarely get to watch these shows, because no one here lets me have the damn TV! 

 I watch them on my phone when I get the chance. 

Today my daughter saw me watching it on my phone and said SO LOUDLY, 

"You write murder, you watch murder. YOU ALWAYS MURDER!"

Did I mention we live in an apartment building with walls that seem to be made OF PAPER?

I am super excited for the first day she attends school. 

"Teacher: What does your mom do? 

My child: She murders! She's probably murdering right now! "

Holy shit. Why does this kid not recall I also write poetry, romance, children's books, and I illustrate?

She sure remembers the murder! 


  1. Lmao! I had to teach Lilie that it's not appropriate to talk about mommy's medicine at school because even with it legal and all, I didn't want her teachers looking at me with the look you're fearing will be given when you pick up your princess trekkie from school one day. With all the kids obsessed with walking dead/zombies, maybe the teacher will blow it off thinking you're one of those wd nuts. Either way, I'd pay big money to be a fly on the wall that day.

  2. hahahaha! Kids are always sure to bring up your private business in the loudest, most public way possible! I can't even BEGIN to tell you how many times I have been embarrassed to the core by the things Brennan says. Did I ever tell you that she CONVINCED my parents I was pregnant and hadn't told them? I'm not. LOL

  3. Lol - Trust those 3 year-olds to get right to the heart of the matter!!

  4. Wait until she finds out how much your fans beg you to murder them, or their enemies!